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Belief Demotivational Poster


1st Date -




DIALOGUE AMONG CHURCHES - Wild as King Kong VS Godzilla and entertaining as well :)


TAGS: religion belief
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

sarcasm - October 23, 2009, 6:59 pm
I like this too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:08 am
back and forth banter worthy of moti poster comments.....I like it.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 7:15 am
I just love christianity. :) I wanna see muslims pull this stunt. Oh wait, they use bombs, never mind.


DENIAL -


TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Sho

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.


PASSIVE AGGRESSION -


TAGS: passive aggressive mistaken belief
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:42 pm
You sir are too kind.. Non-marked, sequential bills still OK then?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 1:44 pm

you're really getting a nice stash in my fav'd collection
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 9:43 am
Nice one!
spacedog - June 24, 2011, 9:20 pm
LOL! Beautiful and tragic. 5L


FAITH VS. SCIENCE -




INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE -


TAGS: science disbelief climate change obvious
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am
anthropogenous? nopes.


BED OF ROSES -




Integrity -


TAGS: stand alone times change beliefs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 1:45 pm
"To die for an idea is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!" –H. L. Mencken


Trust -


TAGS: unquestioning belief is a phenomenal force
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by motifayk

mariand - September 17, 2013, 3:09 am
yeah...I'm so weak


CREDULOUS -


TAGS: belief
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2012, 9:28 am
please submit this at Religifake as well.5L


RELIGION -




BELIEF SYSTEM -


TAGS: belief system drinking
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:08 am
K Moooo I understand. Around here we just say "I'm going to Canada, need anything" and that implies Windsor Ontario
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 7, 2009, 12:06 am
YOU mean Windsor, Ontario right? that's like saying Philadelphia, United states.
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am
When I worked in the casino industry, I was the same way. LOVE it!
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am
Around here I think the kids drink Sparks before they start a night...same thing I believe
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:03 am
When it takes a ****, I hop up to Windsor Canada and grab a new one in little Italy
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:02 am
True: I have a six cup espresso maker (old Italian style) I have 3 every morning for breakfast the last 15 years
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
As much as it wakes you up in the morning, if you make the mistake of taking it before drinking... you're in for a loooooooooooooooong night.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
I've been drinking piss warm beer since I was 8 years old...still do every once and a while just to honor the old man, may he rest in peace
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
It's good and bad when you're drinking. 300mg of caffeine, and 33,000% of the recommended daily allowance of B12.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:58 pm
No...at least I'm not looking for it
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm
Remember we Canadians are weened on Beer.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm
Any time Bone....I'm definitely in practice.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
Do you have Spike energy drink there?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
There you go Aggy
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
I tend to hold their hair, get thirsty, drop their hair and go get a beer
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
Italian-German. How bad is that?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:54 pm
Come drink with me sometime Moooo...I'll drive you home when we are done. Just remind me to bring some nitro
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm
I tend to laugh a lot when people are throwing up. Sorry, but it's funny. That is the most hilarious self-inflicted misery you can witness.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm
I'm so with you Bone. If I'm having a good time, it's always too early to quit. And I am also German. (mixed with Irish). so I'm a real alcoholic by nature.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
Nope...I'm also 1/2 French
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
Bone bobviously isn't trying hard enough.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've held many a person's hair back trash
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:51 pm
Do you get the red nose and cheeks? It's a common feature in a lot of german friends I have.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:50 pm
My only "kick-back" from drinking was after 8 sh**s of Don Julio Anejo. Now, that didn't do it... but trying to pound a red party cup full of Maker's Mark (on a dare).... that'll do, piggy. That'll do.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
You dont know what you're missing bone
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
I'm a rare animal of German descent and can drink all night if I'm having fun
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:48 pm
Never had a hangover or barfed from drinking in my life
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:47 pm
Champagne manages to give me a headache and hangover within an hour of drinking one glass.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:45 pm
any pino (includes champagne)
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:43 pm
Always gives me a headache and hangover, yes. But red zin has legs... it'll get you where you're going.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:42 pm
White Zin? Can't drink that. Too much sugar=hangover. Maybe that's your problem. White gives me headache/hangover, but 1 little bottle shouldn't hurt too bad I hope.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Mixing... d***, that'd give me the worst hangover. I'm a cab or red zin person. Occasional chianti... if the wine needs to bite through garlic bread or meat sauce. (stereotype level 10)
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:34 pm
Usually red. Tonight I polished off a bottle of white, then continued on to red. Yeah...it was kind of a bad day.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:31 pm
Nik... red or white wine?
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:30 pm
Sorry bout that it was supposed to be "What Moooooooooo said" forgot the said part
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Anyhoo...I like this poster. I like it alot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:23 pm
Well...this is quite the turnaround then isn't it? And if I don't make sense, well then, you know why.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:21 pm
Because I'm sober. Not proud of it. But, I am.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
I was gonna say...something random. You beat me to it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:19 pm
Something random.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
Red?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
WTF? is Random talking aboot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
I believe I'll have a couple more.
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:16 pm
What mooooooooooooooo, of course I see this when I'm a bit drunk.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 8:27 pm
preaching to the choir brother. 5 Lions.


CONVICTION OF BELIEF -


TAGS: of belief
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

jdf - August 17, 2011, 11:04 pm
To one who has no faith, no deconstruction is needed, to one who has faith, no deconstruction is possible.
Guest091 - September 8, 2009, 6:57 am
Nice statement, ronsart. I like it.
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 6:18 am
And here I thought it was my World Book Encyclopedia
Derek - September 3, 2009, 5:26 am
If the above were true, scientists could never learn anything, whereas they are the source of most knowledge of the natural world.
screamindaemon - February 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
well, coincidence is a possibility, and that requires no faith...
Al K. - December 17, 2008, 3:20 am
WOW!!!..guess I'm a Man Of Faith now...
THeDRiZZLe - December 15, 2008, 7:59 pm
Cool pic but the text is kinda lame...I prefer funny...not philsophical
Cubbybear - December 13, 2008, 10:18 pm
What a cool pic.


BELIEFS -


TAGS: beliefs absurd
Rating: 2.87/5

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LeightonESmith - March 20, 2011, 12:34 am
Stoked that I've managed to get my 2nd accepted! Starting to get a bit of a roll on! ;-)


By The Dawns Early Light -


TAGS: freedom speech usa belief liberty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:24 pm
LoL. I have the same outlook...
Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:36 pm
But, if they don't agree with me, they must be wrong ......
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:31 am
Badda bang


Incredulous owls -


TAGS: disbelief
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by GaryO

lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 11:37 pm

Cracked me up!~
maoworks2 - June 16, 2013, 1:42 pm
Me Too .
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 10:00 am
*be...would not be...morning came early..must have cooffee
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 9:59 am
Yeah, reconstituted carrion would not their best visual….before breakfast.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 9:09 am
If they think that's an eye opener, then they had better not look too closely at their poop!


IN THEORY -


TAGS: belief death choices after life
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 30, 2013, 9:29 pm
already there me lord
Reality Lord - March 30, 2013, 9:04 pm

wow...dark. gives me the shivers...if you know what i mean


Cranks -




STAFF PARTY -


TAGS: coworkers belief
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am
Okay, sure. But I spend more time here than with my family. But, the members here are my family. Argh....me brain hurts! Does that make me the moron?
mariand - December 16, 2012, 1:02 am
lol...yeah, we should do that...hehehe


FAITH - What you believe in matters a little bit more than how much you believe.


TAGS: faith belief reason
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by RealityCheck

Sho - August 13, 2012, 2:29 am
Oh you made something. Don't really see the connection between your caption and picture. 2L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 8:10 am
Not funny or demotivational. 1L
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:59 am
Brevity is the soul of wit. Show some, and be rewarded.
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:58 am
No, I consider criticizing anything that is bad as my God-given right as a thing with eyes, ears, a BRAIN, and a VOICE.
motifayk - July 22, 2012, 2:42 am
An honest opinion, why don't you do a RealityCheck on what internet is before you walk in and comment about short captions on everything. Your check's are a bit off the mark. I liked this poster though.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 4:16 pm
Ah, cheese. Your other comments make complete sense now. Nice 2L poster, BTW
rerun - July 14, 2012, 10:45 am

So Realitycheck, you submit this thoughtless motifake (your only submission) and feel like this give you license to critique somebody else? At least they put thought into what they make, this is rather droll in comparison.
rerun - July 13, 2012, 8:00 pm

TSDNR
Vinxman - July 13, 2012, 9:24 am
Kneel before the cheese or face Edam-nation.
falloutghoul - July 12, 2012, 2:55 pm
Kneel before Gouda!


EVOLUTION - Generally Believed By People Who Want to Control Everything.


TAGS: darwin evolution control belief control
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:45 am
Yeah, most Christians accept evolution anyway. It's just the noisy extremists that give the rest a bad name.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:11 am
Interesting...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:03 am
Humans have done enough interfering. The kid that s******s the most marbles doesn't grow up to have children of his own. Nature needs to take its course.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 12:58 am
Mother bird knocks its baby out of the nest, people got to save it and bring it to a shelter. Puppy born with just two legs saved from mother who could've eaten it. A human deliberately snorts cleanser, and people feel compelled to save him. (???)
crankyhead - February 27, 2013, 4:11 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYQuvwQ4y-k
TheConstitutionalist - February 27, 2013, 2:26 pm
Well, for the most part, the well educated do control everything...so I'll take that statement as a compliment.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 7:21 am
Generally believed by people who had a decent science education. Not sure how that relates to "Control Everything" though.


IN GOD WE TRUST - We have no choice!




Wedded Bliss -


TAGS: marriage men beliefs nymphomaniacs wives
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:26 pm
Ah...you speak from experience! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:36 am
...unless you're both redheads! Then you've got two maniacs, nympho included! 5 laughing, rolling lions!
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:44 pm
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - March 14, 2015, 5:59 am
100% 5er very funny
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 1:11 am
Wow, watch your language 'sod...teehee!
Oldsod - March 13, 2015, 9:55 pm
I think this has replaced "I'll thank you not to drag your b*** across my grave" as my epi***h.


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